hi im jeremiah (the not-artist formrly known as jackson) and i blog about stupid things

congrats for falling and smashing your face on my blog i hope you dont regret this terrible decision youve made

nonbinary panromantic pansexual
they/them or xe/xir

 

marveloussuperheroes:

Of course
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Constantine is
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Completely heterosexual
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Totally straight
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Definitely
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Not at all
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Bisexual
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My therapist just told me a joke.

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

michaelblume:

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

Can you time the burning of the crayon to learn the status of an emergency you don’t otherwise have information about?

michaelblume:

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

Can you time the burning of the crayon to learn the status of an emergency you don’t otherwise have information about?

(Source: poyzn)

fknandyy:

mariathemuggle:

anemotionallyunstablecreature:

will-you-be-electric-sheep:

Watch it in video

interesting how the answers change as the men get younger

and they call OUR generation lost

I was hating this until the end

I’m gonna reblog again cause this shit is important. my mom is a rape victim and she’s been married twice and she’s the strongest woman I know. rape shouldn’t be a deal breaker, that’s ridiculous.

(Source: sizvideos)

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

sourgoat:

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

*sign of depression.

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

Anonymous asked
Fuck boy huh? Lol clever carpet Carpet muncher. Kill yourself. Bitch how yo hair natural but yo sexual orientation not? Daddy issues? Were you raped or molested? Orrrrrrrrrrrrr let me guess.. the certified Mentally Retarded Answer : "I was born like this" FUCK who all supporting this bullshit blog you could NEVER be revolutionary. Them white people you "embarrassed" shouldn't feel that slighted. You an the rest of you gay hoes is the real embarrassment.

the-uncensored-she:

misandry-mermaid:

jnc-ink:

teamocorazon:

black--lamb:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS YOU MAD???!

OR NAH?!

IS YOU MAD THOUGH!!!!??

OR NAAAAAHH??

MY NIGGGGAAAAAAA

IS YOUUUUU MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD???????

YOU MAAADD THOUGH!!!!! OOOOOOOOOO!!!!YOU MADDDDDD

OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE MAD YALL!!!!!!

SAKHFHASKHEWIRHEAIBFIEHFQ!!!

omg i love you marry me

Perfect response

iconic

I want her to smack me in the face with her hair.
thesylverlining:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: squid people from Fallen London

Fallen London is a gem and a gift.

thesylverlining:

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: squid people from Fallen London

Fallen London is a gem and a gift.