hi im jeremiah (the not-artist formrly known as jackson) and i blog about stupid things

congrats for falling and smashing your face on my blog i hope you dont regret this terrible decision youve made

nonbinary panromantic pansexual
they/them or xe/xir

 

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

i havent watched tfa yet but optimus looks like a fuckin high school quarterback dreamboat

Rock On, Sir!

newvagabond:

fucking-megatron:

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Added some musical notes. Decided to separate this one from the other in case one prefers one over the other. :)

NOTHING CAN WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF HIS FEARED GUITAR, ‘OBEDIENCE’. RECOGNIZE HIS AUTHORITY OR BE SUBJECTED TO THE PUNISHMENT OF MENIAL CHORES AND SHARP REPRIMANDS, FOR HE IS THE PROTOCOL MASTER.

WaT

(Source: cybertroniansonmybookshelf)

headcanon: ultra magnus’ winged eyeliner game is raw as hell

wait no, not raw. it’s polished to a shine.

thepopetti:

I had this weird thought: maybe Tailgate could act as the head of cleaning duty of Lost Light. His workforce would be drones and some occasional rule breaking autobots. Ultra Magnus is a honorary member, because he enjoys tidying things up so much.